Heights of bad english-
1 man askd his friend-“when will u marry?”
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he replied-first i wil marry my sister, then my mother will marry me..;-)
Archive for July, 2011
Bad English !!!
July 21, 2011Funny Friday- Good Night Kiss
July 7, 2011One night a guy dropped his gf at her home.
As they were about to wish each other gud night at the front door,the guy got romantic.
he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her “give me a kiss”
As they were about to wish each other gud night at the front door,the guy got romantic.
he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her “give me a kiss”
Horrified,she replied, “Are you mad?My parents will see us!”
“Plz”
“No,plz.Can u imagine if we get caught?”
“There’s nobdy around, thy’re all sleeping”
“No way,it’s just too risky”
“plz,I love u so much”
“No,no I love u2,but I just can’t”
Suddenly the light on the stairs went on,and The girl’s elder sister showed up And
in a sleepy voice she said,
“Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss,or I can do it. Or if needed,mom says she can come down herself and do it,
but for God’s sake..
“TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL..”..Lol.. 😛
The World around me !!! 